The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.

"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."

by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Bad experience

Someone who didn’t have a good time some where that can fill them with stress, fear, panic, regret, and queasy.

“Hey Liam I had a bad experience with a washing machine” “I am so sorry”

by Dndndbxnsjdhcusu123563 April 15, 2022

Stanford Penis Experiment

It is the Stanford Prison Experiment but instead of prisoners and guards they are just naked and fucking insano fucker mode. like absolutely sloppy sex. in the butt. fuckers and fuckees just going to town

Zanny: Why are you crying during sex?
Dach: I can’t stop thinking about the Stanford Penis Experiment it breaks my heart 💔

by peniscockman December 18, 2023

The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place

She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment

by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Experiment

So yeah... This is clearly some kind of that... I don't condone this.

Hym "Experiment though this may be, all I've done is prove that YOUR thing makes THIS thing completely unnecessary. And proves that it's counterproductive. That's got to be embarrassing. Right?"

Iam "I did notice the Buckley thing though."

Hym "Oh? Do you want some cheese? Squeak like a good lab rat and maybe you'll get some! Hahahahahaaa!"

Iam "You're... We're the same guy..."

Hym "Which means I'm only half a bitch! Hahahahahaha!"

Iam 😑 "............"

Hym "Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Yeah. Alright. I'm leaving."

Hym Hahaha wait! I'm not done laughing at you yet! Hahahahahahahaha!!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022