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Das Clutch

A) A pseudo-derivitive of Schitz, Das Clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace Schitz. It was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, "The Music Man."
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.
Prole 1: We're all sheep
Prole 2: We also ruin musicals! Das Clutch!
by theschitzer July 24, 2010
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das is good

Sauerkraut , das is good
Sunsets, das is good
Killing those who are not great in our eyes, das is good
Cries of the innocent, das is good
by Poopnossle December 19, 2016
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Da Eff?

1: A corruption of "da fuck"

2: A way of expressing that what was just said is confusing, stupid, or unexpected.
1: Dude: Hey man, I heard Joe jumped off a cliff!

Other Dude: Da eff?!

2: Dude: I think chickens are people too, man.

Other Dude: Da eff? What are you, retarded?
by Xavia Teh Muffinator July 26, 2009
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Das shright

"you did your homework right junior?" "das shright mom"
by nickdickson4three November 8, 2006
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by da pound

BY da pound in dj jake da snakes terms as is followed

By da pound is slang response for its all good or yes.
do we have enough party supplies for our guess

yes we do by da pound its in abundance
by dj jake da snake May 15, 2011
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Da Loser

A nickname you give yourself if you know for sure you will beat whoever you're playing. Usually used if you're playing Super Smash Bros.
Gavin: Ha! You named yourself Da Loser! Imma whipe the floor with you!
Two Minutes Later.

Louise: Ha! You got beat by Da Loser.
by NotAcuallyADuck October 8, 2019
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das joke

Use of the phrase "das joke" is appropriate when you want to indicate another person's failure to recognize a joke in conversation.
You: "You're pretty good at this game. It seems like you play often."

Them: "Geez louise, thanks bro! This is actually my first time."

You: "Das joke."
by bnjmnchrchll August 23, 2010
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