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Crackhead

(Verb) using your cut up micro usb cable when your battery isn’t working
Person 1: hey man, my batt isn’t working

Person 2: it’s alright we’ll crackhead it
by Ella Kezys December 22, 2022
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crackhead picnic

A gathering of the finest crackheads. Typically involving lots of cigs, alcohol (typically 40s), and of course, crack. These picnics have been known to take place outside of churches, in bushes, or on roofs. There is no food at a crackhead picnic! Only vices...
My life is full of crackhead picnics. College taught me how to manage my crackhead picnic.
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National Crackhead Day

On this day January 19th is a day where you can be a crackhead and nobody can yell at you. This day you can be as goofy as you want or as crazy as you want. Do whatever you want.
Student: (dancing and singing in the halls) " Don't you wish your girlfriend is hot like me. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
Teacher: "Why are you dancing and singing in the halls? You are being too loud! Detention!"
Student: "You can't do that it is NAtional Crackhead Day which means I could do anything I want without being in trouble."
by The_OG_CrAcKhEaD January 19, 2021
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Crackhead

someone who does crack 24/7 also that one person you see at the gas station at 12am crackhead is also the definition of your friend bob
sentence 1- Omg I just seen a crackhead at 711 yesterday Sentence 2- I heard Bethany is a crackhead omg
by dgaf.urmom November 1, 2020
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Crackhead

A person with the energy of a monster addicted racoon.
Crackhead Person: MGVCHDXHJVSOVJFCHFCHDYDXUU Me: What the fuck dude.
by Crackhead_Jenna November 23, 2019
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Soul Crackhead

When you find your counterpart of your inner crackhead.
Wow Guinevere, you may be Christophe’s soul crackhead.
by Guinevere Christophe April 4, 2020
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Crackhead Sway

When you get so drunk that you sway like someone high on crack cocaine.
"She got so drunk at her bachelorette party she did the crackhead sway."
by Pseudonym Ricardo October 25, 2014
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