collapse dance

Continuing performances daily at gentlemen's clubs of finance and monetary policy throughout the developing world. Left unchecked, this testosterone driven, trillion dollar two-step is virtually guaranteed to crash our global economy by the end of the decade.

Investment Banker: "I'm beginning to get that bad boy urge for a collapse dance."

Hedgefund Manager: "Well, next month we're shorting gold."

Investment Banker: "Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about. Now jump up on my desk and tell me again, but this time, say it like you mean it!"

by BullionBuyer April 16, 2011

Farticle Collider

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

Blue collar

Someone who works in a small shop, factory, construction site, plant, or travels for contract work. Could be unskilled heavy manual labor. Like throwing a shovel. Skilled heavy manual labor, like hot tar roofing. Unskilled widget assembly line work, or skilled custom heavy manufacturing, or any support roles for these things. Wages range from disgustingly low to disgustingly high. Normally a blue collar worker's worth is directly related to what and how obscure his skills are. How in demand his skills are. And how unpleasant and dirty the work is that these workskills need applied. An electrician gets paid a lot more than a landscaper.

"Bill is a blue collar guy. He never went to college, but can work metal like a goddamn artist. His job pays him pretty well for it. But he comes home nasty every day."

by Rogerllc September 8, 2018

Campion College

An overrated school that tricked/tricks innocent 11-year-olds into putting it as their top choice for PEP and GSAT

"When Campion College says 'Diamonds are formed under pressure, I'm tempted to jump off a cliff"

by noniabisnis January 26, 2022

College Rugby

College rugby is rugby played amongst any beast or awesome people at college or high school. The origins are from the teachings of John Kinniburugh, Gareth Hughes and Luke Murphy who had these teaching handed down to them by the Mr. Fitzpatrick. Anyone who plays college rugby is awesome or superior to most and should be applauded if seen in public.

Disgruntled youth: Im going to beat shit out of that guy when we play them at rugby.
Wise friend: Don't man he plays college rugby!

rugby college supreme chums

by Lukejaym March 15, 2011

Sam Collins

Sam Collins is a small youtuber, who is trans. He does a ton of videos focusing on activism within the trans community and reacts to conservative bs. He is an alcoholic and gets drunk every other video, but always references urban dictionary when looking up definitions. He is also funny and has cool hair.

Sam Collins is my daddy

by racoonkink December 7, 2020

Colleen

Colleen is the most amazing you'll ever meet in your life, and she's also lovingly adorable. She's there by your side, day and night, rain or shine, or even if you have the worst days of your life. She's there, no matter what. She's smart, she's random, she's interesting, she's just overall amazing in every corner, and every segment of her personality. She's also very smart, and can't be fooled. She's nice, and tries her best at anything, even if it's possible or not. She's one in infinity, not even the most prettiest/smartest/amazing girl in the world can compare Colleen, because she's a billion times better than them. She loves to cuddle, and once you cuddle with her, you'll never want to let go, because she's the best thing that will ever happen in your life. Every time you walk into a crowded room with a Colleen, you can't help but smile that each person would be staring at you with great jealousy. Once you lose a Colleen, you better pray and hope everyday that you'll see her, and be with her. Just a glimpse of a Colleen can leave you breathless.

Colleen, without you, my whole heart would shatter in a million pieces. I'd take you back in a heart beat, even if putting my whole heart together piece by piece.

by whitecords August 7, 2009