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Clarence

clarence is the love of my life oh my god i want to eat him and i love him so much ahhhhhh. He looks like an albinos monkey with an enormous ego.
Did u see the gorgeous guy over there ?

Oh my god yea he is such a Clarence !
by sigmaaaaaas February 19, 2025
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ClartNann

Firstly lets address the Clart...meaning simply loud banggingzzzzz or explosiveness! Advising use the imagination!!
Clart could also be heard...ie. "yo can ya hear that clart", or "can u hear them clart"
NOW ONTO THE NANN
Nann is simply the essence of life... the seed. For the disbelievers thou naan is just a type of bread, also known to many as a portal of existence a mere fangless snake with a wide open gaping dribbling mouth

together we have clartnaan the holy sacred act clart to the naan.
OH YA I WANNA CLART THAT NANN.... I JUST WANNNA CLART NANN ALL NIGHT....THATS A NANN I WANNA CLART....I DESERVE A CLARTNANN ETC
by shootasauras March 19, 2025
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Clarinet

i am dogshit at playing clarinet
by krillabis April 4, 2025
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Clarence

One of the shows of all time; A show for “babies” but very stimulating
My Favorite Show is CLARENCE.” :Clarence is one of the shows of all time. This Andrew and Caden Love to watch clarence
by Brinton…. August 27, 2025
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ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016
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waterlogged clarinet

When a female gets a mouthful of liquid and spits it down a mans urethra . This is a dangerous maneuver best performed by professionals
Lydia took a mouthful of water and gave mike a waterlogged clarinet
by Destructaclese April 10, 2016
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glass clarinet

A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut
I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!
by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016
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