conceited

a guy in a my class named Grant Wood who takes BILLIONS of random ass pictures of himself with some Nyquil and allergy medicine...

Grant Wood is CONCEITED and is also in denial about it.

by hahahaha48 January 12, 2009

Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009

conceited

absolute self-belief in ones capabillities

A person who believes a one way street, is his right of way whichever entrance he takes is a conceited driver

by johndoentno May 2, 2010

conceited

Gene Simmons.

Person 1 - Gene Simmons thinks he's god.
Person 2 - No, he's just the most conceited man on earth.

by JD XD January 16, 2009

motion concentration sickness

Different from regular motion sickness, sufferers of motion concentration sickness can enjoy being in a plane, train, or automobile as long as they are not concentrating on something other than the scenery.

Sarah: (driving) I think we missed our turn back there. What does the map say?
Kat: (looks at the map) Yeah, we're about two miles past it. Pull over, I think I'm gonna to puke. Reading the map gave me motion concentration sickness.

Thomas tried to study for his exam while on the bus, but his motion concentration sickness kicked in and gave him a headache that lasted the rest of the day.

by Catalina Kate December 9, 2008

kiddie concentration camp

simply put, a daycare center for babies and toddlers. if taken a close look, very similar to the situation hideous hitler put his prisioners through. little children, kept behind bars, fed just enough to sustain life, kept from human involvement and interaction. sometimes even an evil "jailer, warden" is in control of the entire evil scene. allowing the children to eat, interact, ect only when it is convenient for her. children in kiddie concentration camps, often spend the day dreaming of their sweet mommies, and the yummy goodies that she has waiting for him when she arrives at five pm to pick him up.

charles said to charlotte, three cribs to the left of him, " so how long have you been in this kiddie concentration camp". three year old charlotte replied, can't you tell by looking, i have been doing hard time for three years. good luck getting outta here with the economy today.

by sweetontweety7777 April 17, 2009

Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007