child lover

The politcaly correct way to refer to pedosexuals. Pedophiles often refer to them selves as child lovers.
other politicaly correct terms are, Girl lover, and Boy love. also see child love

Bob, a child lover, had a crush from afar for the 10 year old girl.

by the silent tortoise January 10, 2006

outside child

Child, usually of the husband, conceived with woman other than his wife. If wife has a child during the marriage which was conceived with a man not her husband the law presumes the child to be the child of her husband. This terminology is common in central Texas, and probably other regions. "Inside children" would be biological children of the marriage. If it was proved in court that a child born to wife during the marriage was not that of her husband, it would be an 'outside child.' In most states there is bad news for relatives of an intestate decendent as his illegitimate children get a piece of the pie assuming they are identified. These remarks do not address statutes of limitations in terms of establishment of paternity.

In probate court, the widow says to the judge, "Your honor, that child should not inherit anything from my intestate deceased husband because he was an outside child."

by RRTX May 21, 2013

immaculate child

when you have all the symptoms of pregnancy but you are actually NOT pregnant; you are just taking birth control pills. Includes: morning sickness, insane cravings, nausea, back pain, soreness, larger breasts, etc.

Miss Pimp Muffin: "Damn man I'm hungry fo some biscuits, orange soda, and hot dog buns. But I feel mad nauseous. Plus mah boobs hurt."
Twinkie: "OoOo gurl you got knocked up didnt ya?"
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Naw gurl is mah immaculate child."

by miss pimp muffin January 07, 2005

stupid child

The little fucker who got harambe killed was a stupid child

The stupid child fell into harambes crib and got the nigga shot

by TheFuckingGenius December 10, 2016

child abuse

When parents take their children and force them to grow a mullet at a young age.

You might think it’s cute, you might think it’s adorable. But ‘mulletizing’ your innocent child is considered child abuse.

If you see this, please report the parents to the proper authorities.

by dw_ryan April 23, 2008

Destiny's Child

1. An acronym for 'Beyonce'
Commonly know as 'Beyonce and them'
2. The best selling girl group of all time.
3. A R&B girl group managed by Matthew Knowles.
4. Claims to be a girl group even though Beyonce sings every verse.

1. Did you see Destiny's Child at the super bowl halftime show?
2. Oh yeah, that's that group Destiny's child
3. I love Destiny's Child
4. What's the name of that group that Beyonce was in?

by guy12345678890 September 17, 2013

nigga child

nigga child-

noun- a black child ranging from 0 years- to 12 years of age

adjective- when one who is of the black variety is acting like a nigga.

noun- Look at that nigga child over there.

adjective- Antwon is being a nigga child brat!

by love119512 December 19, 2010