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uniting church

the uniting church is a church that maintains all rights reserved for all people and in doing so allows all things to be possible and allows complex issues to be resolved slowly and lets god manifest in the truth.
i am a member of the uniting church... because all things are possible all the time i must allow all people the right to that belief if i don't "i" am there ruler and therefore assume to be a god and have minions i obey all the ten commandments but in doing so i reserve one for all people to love there neighbour as they love themselves that is my teaching
by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007
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church tag

When someone tags you on a social media platform while at Church.
Why would she church tag me when I look like monster...
by Loud&Local December 25, 2016
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church wafer

a creative way to call someone an idiot.
"Don't be such a church wafer dude."
by s_c_t June 6, 2017
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God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.
by theLmastet September 27, 2017
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church juice

Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is

- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!

Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN
“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”
by copelily82 =) you got it July 9, 2021
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Church fucker

Someone who fucks in a church while saying holy fuck

Someone who is a dumbass
Steve you church fucker! Come back here dumbass

I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!
by -Bouldrboy January 29, 2021
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chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic
Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.
by Tman27 April 13, 2019
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