When humans exhibit behavior that makes you lose all faith in humanity to the point that you would like for an asteroid to impact Earth and end Human existence.
Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!
Ted: Bring The Asteroid.
Ted: Bring The Asteroid.
by DostoevskysBeard April 25, 2023
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Get the Bringe mug.When a friend says bring a chuff, they are referring to bringing a portable charger. This is only common in Australia
by yayeethahaha February 13, 2021
Get the bring the chuff mug.When you dad takes over the dance floor with moves that you have never seen before but really do like. Spectacular dancing performed at a wedding by elder members of your family that get applauded by the younger generation. When Grandpa busts a move on the newer pop culture songs.
Mom and Dad are bringing the OldSpice to this party. Grammy laid it down and brought her OldSpice to the floor.
by BrokebutWoke March 19, 2021
Get the Bringing the OldSpice mug.A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.
You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
by anonymous March 20, 2021
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Get the Bring Jade a snack day mug.It's a more family-friendly way to say "get your ass over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.
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