One of the biggest internet sensations known to man. He is a role model to many a' people around the world. He is a convicted sex offender in Ohio. He suffers from "crouzon's syndrome", making him that much more ugly. His face kind of looks like if you took a pumpkin, a cat, and a squash and put it all in a bag, then beat the everloving hell out of it with a baseball bat until it stops moving. When you take it out you get, Brian Peppers. Acording to files he resides in a place called "White House Rehab" in Ohio. Yet when you call there to ask for him, they tell you that there is no such person living there. We all know they are lying because the government told them to.
1. I went to Brian Peppers house today. He touched me then I got the fuck out of there because his face looks like a pumpkin.
2. Person 1: "The people at white house rehab said that hes not there"
Person 2: "They are a bunch of lying son of bitches, we are going to raid it and get him out of there."
2. Person 1: "The people at white house rehab said that hes not there"
Person 2: "They are a bunch of lying son of bitches, we are going to raid it and get him out of there."
by Mitch Tersteg November 20, 2006
Is a member of the Backstreet Boy and also has a few CDs out as a solo Christian artist. He is married to actress Leighann Littrell and has a son Baylee.He Grew up in Lexington Kentucky with heart troubles and needed surgery in 1998.He was born on Feburary 20, 1975. In my opinion he is the funniest bsb member.
by bdp1994 May 17, 2008
by Yester April 10, 2006
An extraordinarily angry, red-faced fat man who yells so hard at teenagers when they make mistakes that he appears to be taking a huge shit in his pants and having a heart attack simultaneously.
by LittleGiant#8 September 14, 2011
1. A shitty writer who couldn't write to save his life.
2. An action that describe the indescribable moment when you'r friend takes a kill from you in a game.
3. A god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.
4. Liam Neeson in disguise because he's on a mission to end Halo and then save Halo from Microsoft.
2. An action that describe the indescribable moment when you'r friend takes a kill from you in a game.
3. A god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.
4. Liam Neeson in disguise because he's on a mission to end Halo and then save Halo from Microsoft.
Ex. 1. Brian Reed ruined Halo 5's Campaign.
Ex. 2. Jason: "I' only need one kill and I get an Unfrigg!"
Freddy: *Steals your kill, gets you killed too because SPNKR Prime*
Jason: "OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BRIAN REED ME YOU STUPID FAGOT ASS
PUSSY! I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!"
Freddy: *Steals your girl. Damn, Freddy is SMOOTH with the children!*
Ex. 3. "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN SAMMUS GOT THE D FROM MASTER CHIEF! IT'S AN
UNTOLD STORY OF HALO!"
Ex. 4. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't know what you want. If Phil Spencer is looking for ransom Liam can tell him that he doesn't have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like Microsoft Publishing. If Phil lets Halo go now that'll be the end of it. Liam will not look for you, Liam will not pursue you, but if Phil doesn't, Liam will look for you, Liam will find you and Liam will kill you."
Ex. 2. Jason: "I' only need one kill and I get an Unfrigg!"
Freddy: *Steals your kill, gets you killed too because SPNKR Prime*
Jason: "OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BRIAN REED ME YOU STUPID FAGOT ASS
PUSSY! I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!"
Freddy: *Steals your girl. Damn, Freddy is SMOOTH with the children!*
Ex. 3. "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN SAMMUS GOT THE D FROM MASTER CHIEF! IT'S AN
UNTOLD STORY OF HALO!"
Ex. 4. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't know what you want. If Phil Spencer is looking for ransom Liam can tell him that he doesn't have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like Microsoft Publishing. If Phil lets Halo go now that'll be the end of it. Liam will not look for you, Liam will not pursue you, but if Phil doesn't, Liam will look for you, Liam will find you and Liam will kill you."
by Mr.Krampus March 1, 2017
Guitarist for one of the greatest bands of all time, Queen. He wrote more songs than any member of the band other than Freddy. He is quite possibly the greatest guitarist ever to grace this earth with his blissfully lascivious guitar playing.
by folville August 12, 2005
by caseythewordmaker February 9, 2015