beating a dead horse

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.

A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.

by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009

beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it

"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008

Beating

The act of feeding continuously throughout a prolonged period of time. Usually involving solid food, but not limited to it.
Continuously doing something involves the term "been doing".
Feeding usually brings to mind "eating".
"been" + "eating" = "beating".

Origin of term:
Legendary members of E46Fanatics.com, neil1138 and Gheybe, created this term during a late night talk over Facebook Chat.

Gheybe: "Hey Neil. I think you are pretty awesome."
Neil: "What is this shenanigans?"
Gheybe: "hahahah
i dont know
wanted to annoy you
how are you man?"
Neil: "hungry
need food naow"
Gheybe: "i KNOWWWW same here
i dont know why"
Neil: "otherwise I'm good"
Gheybe: "ive beating 3 digiornos tonight"

by PrinceShagswell July 5, 2010

botting

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a couch, mattress, arm chair or any other inanimate object that you wish to have sex with. Can also include a persons hair, clothing or accessories as well.

dude ive been botting the shit out of your curly fro everynight when you go to sleep

by haywood jablowmeDC2 October 17, 2010

the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

beating somebody down to a lie

This is an old fashioned way of simply saying that somebody is lying. Most of the time, the liar is really trying to convince the person of that lie. The lie may be repeated, the liar may argue, and even tell more lies to reinforce the original lie. Beating somebody down to a lie can also be expressed as beating somebody down to a pack of lies, when several different lies are told.

He beat me down to a lie. He said he hadn't been drinking and the whole time he smelled of alcohol so strong you wouldn't believe it. It's really sick how he can be beating somebody down to a lie like he does. I think he has himself convinced he's telling the truth.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 September 23, 2013