A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
by Benis_Man69 May 22, 2018

by mommasbathroom02 December 11, 2016

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
by Dhik Hedd May 22, 2018

A Catholic elementary and middle school in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey. A great school academically and socially alike.
by Ummmm. February 6, 2006

by Superman$350 April 11, 2016

by Bgdkng69420 June 8, 2018

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
by plopdoggy May 22, 2018
