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Good morning and God bless

A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”

“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”

“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
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God bless your heart

Tommy: Katie i love your ass

Katie: Tom god bless your heart
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Good Morning and God Bless

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"
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A Catholic elementary and middle school in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey. A great school academically and socially alike.
The student from the Academy of the Most Blessed Sacrament is very creative.
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bless up lil nigga

Step up mothafucka.

A statement said to someone who won't buy your shitty car.
Man 1: I'm not buying that piece of shit car unless I get free hot chips.
Man 2: bless up lil nigga
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good morning and god bless

When u are taking a shit and u have breakfast and coffee while doing it
Wow that was a really nice good morning and god bless
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Good morning & God bless

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.
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