Black Dahlia

The Black Dahlia was a terrible unsolved crime. It was the murder of a young woman named Elizabeth Short. She fell in love with a soldier, who died. To get over her loss, she went drinking and also started seeing other men. She becamse known as "easy". One day she was found severly dismembered. Her mouth was cut up to her ears to keep a "smile" on her face. She was cut up all over her body and sliced in half from the waist. Grass was shoved up her vagina. She was posed with her legs spread open and her arms above her shoulders.

This has become one of the greatest murder mysteries of all time.

"What was the greatest crime of all time?"

"the black dahlia"

by WR3CK June 19, 2008

Bernard Black

Bernard Black is a character in the UK television series 'black books'. Bernard describes himself as a reclusive wanker, and is correct. He is a chain smoker, an alcoholic and a horrible person - but despite this, there is something you have to like about him. Possibly the fact that he has an Irish accent, or he's unbelievably sexy. He can also live off the mushrooms in his hair, how is this NOT a good thing?

I can't think of an example that includes the words Bernard Black so i'm getting around it by writing what i just wrote.

"You can find work and sort your life out anytime. The pub closes in five hours."

"I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer."

by melllvar December 1, 2005

crush the blacks

A video editing term to darken the black areas of an image.

Crush the blacks. That's not racist, that's a color correction term.

by T.J. Dubz March 13, 2011

back to black

going back to what you know.
trying something out, but realizing it wasn't for you, and going back to what you know. black has more of a lower connotation to it - versus going back to "white."

got into a relationship and changed aspects of the way you live and your life. got out of the relationship (exonerated yourself, more like it) and going back to your life (just the way YOU like it) = back to black.

going back to your ex, because that's what you know = back to black.

giving up staying straight, and giving in to your addiction = back to black.

by Chelle Floyd August 4, 2007

goku black

A main antagonist from Dragon Ball Super who is, in fact, an alternate timeline counterpart of the evil kaioshin Zamasu (supreme kai; unofficial) who used the Super Dragon Balls in order to switch bodies with Goku and wreak havoc amongst all of those who defied him in what he and his alternate self, Future Zamasu, deemed “The Zero Mortals Plan”. Cold, Blood thirsty, ruthless, and a complete badass. Often seen using his aura sword/scythe.

“Oh shit, it’s Goku Black!!”
“Oh shit, he just went Super Saiyan!!!”
“Oh shit, he just saw me!!!”
“Oh shit, he’s using his aura swo-“
*GAAAH*

by itsKNIGHTMARE December 5, 2017

black profile

A black profile is when the screen of a profile has a black background. It usually happens when the user is depressed or protesting something.

“My favorite instagramer has a black profile should I be worried??”

by Charlie-Greenland June 27, 2018

black veil

The guilty feeling you get when you wake up after drinking all night, what did I do, what did I say...

You may have not done or said anything wrong but just feel as guilty as though you killed someone.

Oh my god, I feel like I drove drunk and ran over some toddlers... I have the black veil!

You wake up at 4AM and can't get back to sleep, you play the night over and over in your mind about how stupid you were - go away black veil!

by wexicana November 1, 2011