Blockcocked 

When your dumbass school administrators block shit like Coolmathgames, online proxies, and more than half the music you listen to.

A: Godammit, they blockcocked CroxyProxy!
B: Why are you still using a Chromebook you twiddled shitfrog
A: ...a what?

Blockcocked by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023

cockupation block 

An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.

-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!

cockupation block by eyewatch May 19, 2011

Cocks Block 

Verb: When a group of guys are simultaneously hitting on a girl and another guy enters in and simultaneously manages to cock block the entire group.

Marlon, Ash, and Baby J were all trying to get with that cute blonde at the bar when Shahty walked up and stole their thunder. He was such a cocks block.

Cocks Block by AshDusky February 20, 2011

cocktail blank 

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

cocktail blank by Vatu November 28, 2018