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Vacation Beard

When a normally clean shaven fellow lets his facial hair grow the entire week he is on vacation in an attempt to see:
A) How long it will grow

B) How long he will last before it itches so much he has to shave it off
A) Ben was very proud of his vacation beard that he kept until monday morning before his first day back at work.

B) Ben's vacation beard only lasted until Thursday, when the itching became too much and he had to shave it off.
by JayBeeL November 4, 2009
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Floating Beard

A full beard worn by a man with a shaved head
Some of Tim Howard's success during the World Cup has to be credited to his amazing floating beard.
by dqbiz November 4, 2014
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Chinny beard

Chinny beard (noun) /tʃɪnny bɪəd/
A phrase to exclaim when it is suspected someone is lying or exaggerating, originating from the dubious rubbing of the chin. Perhaps a solely Peterborough term.
"I've got all the pokemon."

"Oh chinny beard av yer."
by catwithlips August 8, 2014
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Grief Beard

When a man starts growing a beard after a traumatic event (usually a breakup possibly a death) and continues to grow said beard until he's done grieving (read: rebound).

Sometimes this can be counterproductive since some dudes look like a serial rapist when they grow a beard, thus lengthening the grieving process and the beard.
Good thing Drew hoooked up with another chick so soon or else his grief beard would've looked like Al Gore's after the 2000 election.
by ThinkingMan January 12, 2009
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Beard Ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer during cunnilingus.
Person 1: "Who wants a beard ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by Beardofgod October 26, 2013
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Beard Bath

When you are eating a female out, and as she orgasms, she unleashes an ungodly secretion.
My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.
by Tee Cee Deez March 21, 2019
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Epic Beard Man

A large, 67-year-old, bearded white male with exceptional fighting skills. Seen on a viral YouTube video wearing a fanny pack, black baseball cap, and light blue t-shirt with "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER" printed on the back.

On February 16, 2010 a video was posted on YouTube showing a fight on a transit bus. The video begins with Epic Beard Man asking an unknown African American male (hereafter known as "Tyrone") to spit shine his shoes. Tyrone took offense to the request and a verbal argument ensued. After several moments of intense verbal sparring, Epic Beard Man moved to the front of the bus. The two men continued arguing and threatening each other, prompting Tyrone to leave his seat and approach Epic Beard Man. Several passengers were able to persuade Tyrone to avoid physical confrontation. As Tyrone returned to his seat, Epic Beard Man exclaimed, "I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of 'em!" This statement angered Tyrone who swiftly approached Epic Beard Man and attempted to strike him in the chest. Epic beard Man deflected the blow and delivered a powerful jab that stunned his attacker. Epic Beard Man then proceeded to unleash a barrage of punches upon Tyrone and left he bleeding and slumped against a seat. Epic Beard Man quickly exited the bus and Tyrone is seen bleeding profusely from the nose. When asked if he was alright, Tyrone simply said, "Bring da ambalamps."

It is believed that Epic Beard Man is the son of the Greek hero, Hercules.
"I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of 'em!" - Epic Beard Man

"VIETNAM!!! VIETNAM!! YEEEAAAARRGHHH!!!" - Epic Beard Man

"Epic Beard Man is my hero."
by Raymond JK February 19, 2010
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