Branston

The sexiest man to ever exist

He is such a branston

by mr deez_ May 17, 2023

barnslime

The liquid that comes from a cows utter that’s not milk.

1 Hey man did you see the barnslime I made earlier?
2 yeah man tasted great

by Mjo7203 June 16, 2023

Barista

When a man jerks off into a woman’s mouth (or on her face) and yells ‘cafe con leche!!!!’ as he spills his load.

Oh baby, the barista has your cafe con leche coming right NOW!!!!!!!!

by Showy August 1, 2023

Barista bitch

A person that hangs out with the barista during their shift without working at the coffee shop.

Today, during my shift at the coffee shop, my friend Simon was my barista bitch.

by Bibiche27 January 10, 2024

barstasish

Violently beautiful with a mood

Man your girlfriend is quite barstasish.

by Durk2017 January 10, 2024

Barista bitch

A person who hangs out with the barista but dosen't work at the coffee shop.

Today, during my shift at the coffee shop, my friend Simon was my barista bitch.

by Bibiche27 January 11, 2024

Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).

Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!

by Old Runner November 18, 2023