The keyboard bandits originated in a small public high school in Adelaide, and only grew bigger from there...
An incident of a keyboard being stolen, soon escalated into a joke as the police were brought in and many students were questioned and suspended.
However, the students that weren't involved in the original keyboard heist, soon contributed by starting a keyboard_bandit MySpace page. Teachers of this high school also used MySpace, and when they found out about the profile, put an end to it. But the question remained, who was this keyboard bandit?
All the photos of the keyboard bandit in action (drilling holes into a keyboard similar to that which was stolen, reversing over it with a van, many other forms of keyboardtastic torture...) wore a white helmet to cover their face.
The original members of the Keyboard bandits were silenced by the high school, but not forgotten as more members joined, determined to bring back justice and defend "freedom of speech". Also, some just had a sadistic keyboard fetish.
What the school may not know is that the Keyboard_bandits still live on and continue in the keyboard terrorism, in an underground manner.
You have to ask yourself, is your keyboard safe?
An incident of a keyboard being stolen, soon escalated into a joke as the police were brought in and many students were questioned and suspended.
However, the students that weren't involved in the original keyboard heist, soon contributed by starting a keyboard_bandit MySpace page. Teachers of this high school also used MySpace, and when they found out about the profile, put an end to it. But the question remained, who was this keyboard bandit?
All the photos of the keyboard bandit in action (drilling holes into a keyboard similar to that which was stolen, reversing over it with a van, many other forms of keyboardtastic torture...) wore a white helmet to cover their face.
The original members of the Keyboard bandits were silenced by the high school, but not forgotten as more members joined, determined to bring back justice and defend "freedom of speech". Also, some just had a sadistic keyboard fetish.
What the school may not know is that the Keyboard_bandits still live on and continue in the keyboard terrorism, in an underground manner.
You have to ask yourself, is your keyboard safe?
by Keyboard bandit #119 October 27, 2007
Get the keyboard banditsmug. We're going reindeer banditing tonight.
Why are my reindeer doing each other? damn reindeer bandits!
Why are my reindeer doing each other? damn reindeer bandits!
by Sal Aulogia, Ryan Foley, Frank Pereira January 4, 2007
Get the reindeer banditsmug. A group of Bieber loving ruffians who post pictures of Justin Bieber in various locations, usually only located by those in search of the Bieber bandits. Whilst they have never been seen due to their actions they have been described dressing as ninjas and working only at night, or in the early afternoon.
Carter: Hey look its a picture of Justin Bieber on the ceiling!
Adam: It must have been the Bieber Bandits!
Carter: We must catch the Bieber Bandits!
Adam: It must have been the Bieber Bandits!
Carter: We must catch the Bieber Bandits!
by NotTheBieberBandit October 29, 2010
Get the Bieber Banditsmug. (noun) - A person or persons who do not do their washing up and leave the kitchen in an awful mould-infested state. Someone who is generally a messy bugger.
by Grandad's Fist August 20, 2012
Get the Clam Banditmug. An alcoholic drink containing Gin, Vodka, Triple sec, Tequila, and Southern Comfort + Coke. Basically a Long Island Iced tea with SoCo instead of Rum. Named the "backdoor bandit" because after drinking a few of them, the drinker has the tendency to enter "accidentally" through their girl's "backdoor" during late night fornication sessions.
"Ryan, how many backdoor bandits have you had tonight?"
-"I don't know man, but I do know that I'll be knocking on you-know-who's backdoor later."
-"I don't know man, but I do know that I'll be knocking on you-know-who's backdoor later."
by lmstbh June 14, 2010
Get the backdoor banditmug. One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.
by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009
Get the Dick Banditmug. someone who hides in the bathroom, kicks down the stall door while you're taking a shit, and proceeds to move you out of the way and steal your feces from under you and run away.
Jim: Oh boy, I hope I don't get a visit from the poo bandit
*door crashes open*
Deanna: Too bad, sucker
*proceeds to steal poo*
Deanna: Poo bandit away!
Jim: But this is a men's bathroom...
*door crashes open*
Deanna: Too bad, sucker
*proceeds to steal poo*
Deanna: Poo bandit away!
Jim: But this is a men's bathroom...
by A.Christ May 21, 2009
Get the poo banditmug.