Jacob Bradley

Chuck Norris's best friend. He is twice as powerful as Chuck Norris. He created Chuck Norris after winning a duel with Jesus. It was said Jacob created Chuck out of Jesus's blood. It is also said that he forgot somethin while trying to create Chuck and made Jet Lee. Jacob didn't like his son Jet Lee so he banished him to asia to start the asian race. One day while training Chuck and Lee (Lee was visiting) Jacob's brother God came down from the heavens and challenged him to a duel. They wagered that if God wins Jacob has to live by himself in earths core. They fought for centuries until God privaled and Jacob was sent to the core. He was now renamed Saitin and as a punishment God would sent his bad subjects down to him to annoy the Hell out of him.

Just a fun little tale about Jacob Bradley

by J_B_is_awesome October 30, 2010

The Brad Pitt Theory

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.

"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."

by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004

Bradistan

Slang for Bradford. used mainly by white people to show the massive amount of muslim/asian people in the community

Another word like this is "pakiford"

Am off to bradistan for a curry.

by Dal205 April 28, 2006

Carrie Bradshaw

V: To completely steam-roll someone in conversation, like Carrie Bradshaw from "Sex and The City."

"Excuse me!? Have you listened to a word I said? You totally Carrie Bradshawed me and talked over me while I was telling you about my problem! Unbelieveable!"

by Caliaid January 28, 2008

Wayne Brady

He makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X

White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X

by Alexx_Bo_Balexx February 11, 2009

Braden

the most amazing guy IN THE WORLD.

He's sweet, cute, handsome, awesome, sensitive, hilarious, comfortable to be around, fun/easy to talk to, great to be around, has gorgeous brown eyes, and i wouldn't ever want anyone else but him. Every girl in the world should want him, he's everything a girl would ever want and should NEVER let go. I know i won't (:
I'm absolutely in love with you,

Braden:" i love you and i don't just say that out of habit, i love you more everyday."

by iloveyou<3<3 October 23, 2011

Brad St. Cloud

1) A person who plays catch with a baseball in the forest with his dead brother.

2) A total douchebag
3) A squinty eyed fuck who talks to dead people.

1) Hey Joe, who you talking to? You Brad St. Cloud fuck.
2) Your such a Brad St. Cloud
3) Hey Brad St. Cloud, you talking to the dead again.

by bahaha123 September 8, 2010