Ashton

A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton

Also pretty sure they're all gay.

billy "Your friend Ashton is really weird"
John "I know his mom is friends with my mom"

by lakenbacon October 30, 2022

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Ashton

A genuine Nazi supporter.

Is that Ashton?

Yeah he literally hates Jews.

by Chkenbiscut December 2, 2022

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Ashton

A hot sexy human so hot Ryan remolds wont smash because hell get burned. supper cool has a pair of pit vipers and 11 inch pp. If there's an Ashton in your life then smack that man

Hey look its the hottest guy in school Ashton

by Lbozo69 April 25, 2022

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Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age

by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022

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Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton burns has a micropenis, everyone laugh at him!

by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022

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