Basildon Smile

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.

Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile

by selbatron November 9, 2018

smile bites

two peircings in both corners of your mouth

"Did you see that guy with smile bites?!"

by KimberleyDiane May 8, 2008

Joker Smile

When a man "cock slaps" another person on both sides of their face. Leaving two lines up their face, resembling the smile of the joker from Batman.

I think that girl that had those bruises on her cheeks got a joker smile.

by C.L.C. October 25, 2011

Shitting Smiles

Telling someone you are happy, in a sarcastic way.

Today is such a good day I'm just shitting smiles.

by bop517 May 29, 2020

Cardboard Smile

To act like everything is fine and that you are happy, however, you're actually depressed.

My parents think that I am the happiest son they have, but I actually just put on a Cardboard Smile whenever I see them.

by TheMightyBibble April 20, 2019

Canadian Smile

When the weather is freezing cold in Canada and a Canadian breathes through clenched teeth to try and make the air breathable. This gives the appearance of a smile. Canadians can relate.

It was about -30 degrees the other day, you could see Canadian smiles all around.

by Fireflag November 15, 2020

The Company Smile

A celebration BooCocky that the whole crew gives to the employee of the month

Don’t be late to Ryan’s “The Company Smile” tomorrow at 7:30! I’m gonna be first in line .

by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018