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JoJo's Bizarre Porno

Used when referring to the pilot of the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure being posted on PornHub (no longer available as of 2020)
"damn, whoever made jojo's bizarre porno is a pogchamp"
by Suburban Middle School Kid December 14, 2020
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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell
by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022
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jojo bizarre adventure

the manga /anime made by Hirohiko Araki the vampare
jojo bizarre adventure :that man is a vampare the series is 8 parts and it split in anime to mange
by the man who likes jojo March 12, 2021
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Jojo Day

its jojo day you have to love jojo as much as you can for a week starting from april 12 - april 19!!!! everyone all hail jojo
"Hey bro its jojo day"
"YOOOOOO"
"ITS TIME TO WATCH JOJO"
by jojo guay April 11, 2022
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A JoJo

-when someone claims they did everything first.
-when someone says you are always copying them.
-shortened version of Johnny Joy killer or Joy Joy killer. (Meaning they ruin all the fun)
Bobby is pulling a JoJo. He thinks he invented air!

Stop being a Jojo, you didn't do it first.
by ProperPeri June 12, 2022
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JoJo

Its the best show there is that only the manliest of the manly people can watch.
If you watch JoJo then you literally get 50 hoes everyday just fighting to be first in line to please you.
Jk JoJo is gay.
you: Hey i watch jojo!
the person you are talking to you: nigga you gay
by Hadidas CEO February 19, 2020
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