The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.
Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?
by spider monkey May 19, 2009

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.
Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today
Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture
Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture
by Made Werritt September 8, 2020

by Stormie3 March 20, 2011

Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.
People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend
• best friend
• side pieces
• special someone
People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend
• best friend
• side pieces
• special someone
Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day
Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
by Dairylover69 November 10, 2020

by hofferstadt May 27, 2009

“Did you see Dave’s new profile pic? He’s never serious in his pics. It has to be a parody profile picture.”
by VivaEspana1 March 20, 2021

by Ritardondo September 15, 2016
