Lana

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe

Lana will come for you if you disagree

by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021

Lana

Lana is the exactly opposite of the disgraced "A Cait is a total bitch, if you know her, please kill that motherfucker GAWD DAMN, thank you." definition

B: "Lana is so fucking peak!"
A: "Fuck yeah!"

by LeashedSkies July 7, 2025

Lana

Lana...In words that your human celebrity can understand, PERFECTION. She is a person higher than all of us humans, a goddess, a heavenly presence worthy of an Angel, if any doubt, the most beautiful woman not only on earth if not all of us. Her treatment with people before her makes her worth more than a diamond found on another planet, she is the balance of the entire solar system and sell it to the one that she gives him the privilege of having her immense and pleasant affection.

Lana She is unique, perfect, goddess, beautiful, she is a princess, she is everything for A.

by SoyAllan November 23, 2021

Lana

Somebody named Lana.

Person 1: Is that Lana?!
Person 2: Yight.

by Bleggkeg October 10, 2021

Lana del reyism

the most superior religion of all time

person: "hey have you heard about Lana del reyism!"
other person: "yea obvi that's my religion"

by lanadelreyismyreligion October 10, 2021

Lana

A question to ask yo crush or girl, you will understand, spell it backwards

Do you like Lana? Yes. Oh, you like anal.

by DirtDany April 20, 2018

Lana D

A Lana D is one who, despite being somewhat gifted, acts irrationally humble. However, once you befriend a Lana D, they do a complete 180 and act irrationally bold.

Person: Hey Lana D, do you know what Lana spells if you spell it backwards?

Lana D: Wow, you're so funny..

by Slicky_Nicky December 1, 2018