Knee mail

Blow job, especially a sloppy one.

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same

by xx-satu May 04, 2021

middle knee

The part between the left and right knees, also referred to as the: dick, penis, cock, big Johnson, etc.

He should've carried her up the stairs to her room and tied her to the bed and touched that middle knee all night long.

by STEELFIRE3698 November 01, 2018

middle knee

The inbetween knee, if you know what I mean

Dude, she touched my middle knee!

by STEELFIRE3698 November 01, 2018

Knee Worker

A person who pays the bill by working on their knees

When Your in Sandy or Southern Illinois it's custom to see Knee Workers disguising as wives.

by Johnny B OX June 22, 2015

knee walkin

The stage of drunkness that usually comes right before u black out

Remember that time Christy got knee walkin drunk and took off all her clothes just to pee?

by kitegirlkitegirl April 20, 2015

Snake knees

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.

Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.

by Clarence deepwater II March 25, 2020

Knee Sex

The lastest and greatest form of sex. It is done when two knees are pushed and rubbed together. It usually causes brusing.

Omg look at the bruises on her knee, she must of had some good knee sex last night!

You're a knee sex slut!

by Blnde14 January 21, 2009