Jason is a bitch he is dumb and ugly he is very perverted and will come to your house at night and watch you get undressed he is most likely to grow up becoming a rapist he will love you but i doubt you like him if you didnt know he is haunting your dreams because by the time your going to live them he would have raped you already you will be scared for life if you like him you need to update your liking system and stay away from him he is stupid and will rape you in your sleep just like he did to other girls
Jason is a bitch
by Briannaforlife February 6, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.
by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022
Get the Jasonmug. Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.
by Soya555 February 9, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.
Jason is so disorganized!!
by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. by Nicfannister June 5, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. by AussieB1 May 20, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. My freind is being a Jason
by djyonder37 September 3, 2020
Get the Jasonmug.