1) (adjective) when, a day or so after shaving,a person has the very faintest of hairs growing through on the upper lip, not enough to call a real moustache, but too noticeable not to have its own name.
2) (verb) to give someone a dusty moustache: a dusty moustache is given by someone who has not wiped their bum after going to the toilet for several days, the poo becomes crusty, and when farted on to the face of an unsuspecting sleeping victim, creates a moustache made of poo dust across the receivers upper lip
3) (noun) gwen stefani
2) (verb) to give someone a dusty moustache: a dusty moustache is given by someone who has not wiped their bum after going to the toilet for several days, the poo becomes crusty, and when farted on to the face of an unsuspecting sleeping victim, creates a moustache made of poo dust across the receivers upper lip
3) (noun) gwen stefani
1) i understand it took howard moon one month to grow that dusty moustache
2) dave and terry were returning from reading festival where they had had a lot of fun, but run out of toilet roll, terry fell asleep on the train and dave thought it would be funny to give him a dusty moustache
3) speaks for itself really.. gwen stefani is made of crusty poo
2) dave and terry were returning from reading festival where they had had a lot of fun, but run out of toilet roll, terry fell asleep on the train and dave thought it would be funny to give him a dusty moustache
3) speaks for itself really.. gwen stefani is made of crusty poo
by seanymcsean November 22, 2006
Get the dusty moustachemug. The act of wrapping a feather duster around a males penis (or your own penis) and jacking him (or yourself) off.
by Electronasty October 22, 2017
Get the Dusty Mariamug. Tim: yo I fucked Marge.
Phil: nigga you got that old puss
Tim:she’s only 76
Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.
Phil: nigga you got that old puss
Tim:she’s only 76
Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.
by Boys ain’t shit May 29, 2018
Get the Dusty dickmug. 1. Ah, my lady hasn't been providing me with my tender lovin', now I've got a major case of dusty scrote.
2. Jim: Ah, he's such a ball hog!
Tim: Yeah, he's such a Dusty Scrote!
2. Jim: Ah, he's such a ball hog!
Tim: Yeah, he's such a Dusty Scrote!
by Gman GL January 11, 2011
Get the Dusty Scrotemug. A Variation of the Dirty Pelican: While fornicating at a Lumber Mill or Cabinet Company, you remove your penis from the womans vagina, roll it in sawdust, re-insert and continue.
Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.
by 5hinebox December 6, 2011
Get the Dusty Woodchuckmug. Happy birthday Belinda welcome to the dusty pink club said Madison, I would still hit it said Josalin.
by The du-de October 4, 2016
Get the Dusty Pinkmug. by JuicyHam October 15, 2013
Get the dusty mikemug.