Callum

A Boring ass stoner that you date for two weeks

eww look there's a Callum

by 1224536728940487654321 April 20, 2020

Callum

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

by Callum hater April 25, 2020

Callum North

a sex demon sent by the devil himself

dam is that the Callum North sent to destroy me

by therealboogeyman April 29, 2020

Callum Tetris

Tricking someone into believing something untrue for an extended amount of time.

"Do you remember that Callum Tetris we did a few weeks back?"

by Dr. Fortnite Sheen May 1, 2020

Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

by sloppywet May 8, 2020

Callum

Fat prick who munches loaded

Callum "Feed me more"

by Frog hunter May 9, 2020

Callum

Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears

Callum is too funny

by If your name is Kieron 🤤 May 20, 2020