5 base

Anal sex

Friend:have you hit 5 base with your girlfriend

You: what is that
Friend:it is anal sex
You: ok

by Space poop May 15, 2018

May 5

If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

by Ayko < 3 August 9, 2022

May 5

This day was when the most beautiful, smart, and loving dancer was born. Whoever’s birthday that is May 5th is an angel. Please give them your love.❤️💕

-Alina Liu
I hope you have a great birthday
May 5th

by Dapper Goat November 22, 2019

November 5

(Not) national kiss your crush day

Girl: *kisses crush*
Boy: why did you kiss me?

Girl: because it’s November 5th

by Armorysavior November 4, 2019

November 5

All girls must say yes to a boy for 6 hrs or more

Boy:hey get me that pencil please!

Girl: no get it your self
Boy:it's November 5th
Girl: ugh fine.

by Lion da best November 4, 2021

Iphone 5

c'mon, admit it! The Iphone 5 design was the best design in Apple History...even better than round edges

Man 1: bro, i just got the latest iPhone, the iPhone 12!!!

Man 2: sweet! is it the mini?

Man 1: nah I don't like to have a phone that is small enough to fit in a shirt pocket... the Iphone 12 mini and the Iphone 5 sucks ba-

Man: *punches* you do NOT have the right to call the Iphone 5 that way u selfless human being

by on October 23, 2020

December 5

National Baby Yoda Day

December 5 is when baby yoda will get praised

by stopanddrinkmilk December 4, 2019