2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.

Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.

by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019

February the 2nd

Get revenge for being slapped.

"Hahaha It's February the 2nd Tommorrow!" Short Jimmy Said.

by ersatze January 30, 2023

February 2nd

Harry Styles’ birthday

Harry Styles was born on February 2nd.

by syb_dpv October 8, 2022

2nd of April

2nd of April is national straight guys kiss a boy day. A day where all straight guys can kiss men without it being classed as 'gay'.

"Hey! Dude, it's 2nd of April" "so?" "So that means we can kiss without it being gay!!"

by anonymous April 1, 2024

November 2nd

Act like Lexi A day! Be as annoying as possible!

Hey Dan! Today is November 2nd!

Don’t worry I’m already acting like Lexi A!

by BrayDavis29 November 1, 2019

December 2nd

December 2nd is National Skip School Day!! Participate by skipping school that day

Imma miss school on December 2nd

by ManBaby134 October 30, 2019

2nd grade art project

When you cum on a girls back or stomach, throw glitter on it, and then slap it. It’s quite a mess and leaves your hands and fingers stickier than a public bathrooms floor.

Last night I made a 2nd grade art project on Heather’s back. She’s still cleaning off the canvas.

by TunaCan February 17, 2024