October 2nd

National tell your opposite gender best friend how much they mean to you
“Omg Diana you mean the world to me bestie, It’s October 2nd”
by Loooooooooolllllzzzzzz October 02, 2022
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october 2nd

national mia day. happy birthday to mia.
“hey its october 2nd”
woah mia day! i love mia!”
by klowy October 30, 2020
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October 2nd

Some of the fakest bitches are born on this day, NOT all but some. October 2nds aren’t always what they seem.
“hey are you born on October 2nd?”

Ya

Mmm, ok.”
by October 31, 2020
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October 2nd

Ever wonder why there is almost never school on October 2nd? I think that schools know that it is National Skip School day because almost every year there's no school on October 2nd.
"Hey, its October 2nd! Time to skip school! " says Ricardo

"Uhhh there's no school again this year." says Breanna

"Really again!"
by February 05, 2021
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2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.
Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.
by Belle Pepper February 07, 2019
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Mr Wanknoodle the 2nd

Named after Mr Wanknoodle the 1st, Mr Wanknoodle the 2nd is a man wearing a suit and a tie. he loves putting noodles in his dick.
Mr Wanknoodle the 2nd put a noodle in his dick again!
by Milkmancarson April 19, 2023
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