october 18

national slap a hoe day
slap a hoe, any hoe, just pick one

jerald:*slaps hoe*
hoe: why did you do that
jerald: it’s october 18th

by skeeter 🦟 October 17, 2019

February 18

The day where the our leader and the best person ever was born. Not on May 13th!

Person 1: Hey it’s February 18th!
Person 2: And?
Person 1: That’s when our leader was born we must bow down to her!!

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020

February 18

If you were born on this day you are a complete vacuum, you eat all the food in 0.0000000000000001 seconds

Man 1: Yo, this guy was born on February 18
Man 2: Bro, I'm that hungry, let me make him eat all the food

by the man34 February 23, 2021

18 cm

18 cm is the perfect dick size. If you have 18 cm you are a God. If you have the chance to have sex with a boy who has 18cm, take it.

My boyfriends dick is 18 cm long. I love it.

by Sokka0815 May 4, 2023

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

september 18

R’s birthday. You don’t want to miss a chance with this girl she’s like know other so wish her a happy birthday.

it’s september 18th happy birthday R
R: Tysm
;)

by Ray din is cool November 3, 2019

november 18

the day when girls have to give a guy their hoodie and guys have to give a girl their Scrunchie

emily: hey i’m going to give derek my hoodie today
me: why
emily: it’s november 18 duh

by penisksksksksk November 14, 2019