January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

December 18

You're gay. That's all.

Accept it.

"He must've been born on December 18 th."

by Animalnuttt December 22, 2019

Almost 18

that time when you want to stop saying you are 17 so that people will think you are older, more mature, and ready to date them

guy: hey hot stuff, how old are you?

girl: Almost 18

guy: ok, let's go

by Dest438 October 19, 2008

18 cm

18 cm is the perfect dick size. If you have 18 cm you are a God. If you have the chance to have sex with a boy who has 18cm, take it.

My boyfriends dick is 18 cm long. I love it.

by Sokka0815 May 04, 2023

october 18

national slap a hoe day
slap a hoe, any hoe, just pick one

jerald:*slaps hoe*
hoe: why did you do that
jerald: it’s october 18th

by skeeter 🦟 October 17, 2019

september 18

R’s birthday. You don’t want to miss a chance with this girl she’s like know other so wish her a happy birthday.

it’s september 18th happy birthday R
R: Tysm
;)

by Ray din is cool November 03, 2019

March 18

Slap your boyfriend’s ass day! It doesn’t matter if he’s mad. Make sure you slap it hard!

“Hey, why’d you slap my ass?”
“It’s March 18th!”

by barbaricjs March 17, 2021