Jon Kharl

Big muscular Filipino man that likes eating adobo
Why are you such a Jon Kharl
by Mr Salazar January 12, 2023
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Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.
Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.
by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019
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Jon Sousa

i'd go gay for Jon Sousa
by c young young January 22, 2010
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to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018
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Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.
You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.
by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023
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Jon Slater

A child toucher who denies allegations but deep down loves children. Has curly brown/blonde hair plays for a shit footy team and gives free Up and Go's. For help lines call 911 or 000
Jon Slater
by Noah perky June 13, 2018
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toilet jon

Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew
Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....
by Bidybab Afton November 12, 2018
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