Stanley the sock

when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.

Example: you act like you were Stanley the sock

by Giana hecklebeck March 02, 2020

Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.

*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒

by divine 🤠 July 15, 2024

john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth

wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley

by mbdog123 March 17, 2016

Ella Grace Stanley

She will always know how to make your day brighter and she is the most beautiful caring sweet, kind, caring, loving person you’ll ever meet in your life. If you ever decide to not have her in your life, trust me you will be missing out on the best person ever!!!!

Ella Grace Stanley is the best person to brighten up my day!!

by Ella’s lover June 09, 2019

ella grace stanley

She’s the most beautiful, wonderful person in the planet and she will always cheer you up no matter what the situation is, the best out there

Ella Grace Stanley, the best angel alive

by Ella’s lover June 09, 2019

chris stanley

A gamer who is one of six members of the boys he is epic he does gamer things has lego hair and is definitely not gay he likes games movies funk pops he is the opposite of gay hes epic and non cody

Chris Stanley is epic man

by EPICMEMEGAMER February 18, 2020

I'm going to pull a Stanley

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed

I'm Going to pull a Stanley if you dont stop

by richie_the_alt September 03, 2022