Dog

Buffoon

Dogs are buffoons

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

dog

God backwards

Bro 1: hey look at that dog.
Bro 2: don't you mean god backwards.

by Henry the lonely turkey May 3, 2019

Dog

An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.

Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog

by Thecocoster January 7, 2022

dog

your new god

Example: dog is god

by ooaooaoaoaoao June 22, 2018

Dog

Dog

Dog

by Classyboujeeratchet May 29, 2020

Dog

A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.

You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dog

a word to describe feet

Put those dogs away!

by z.ivorr February 25, 2023