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I'm sorry you feel that way

The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.
Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."

Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."
by SpeedyG123 February 27, 2010
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i'm watching you always watching

me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching

me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well probably cuz I did something bad
I'm watching you always watching is weird
by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020
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I'm Keeping you

Internet slang meaning the person likes you, and wants to talk to you more.
Internet boy1: I'm Keeping you, girl.
Internet girl1(Really a man): Oh, yay, boy!
by Moonbob Charlie June 27, 2008
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A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013
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I'm watching you

I'm watching you
i'm watching you
by plat333 January 11, 2021
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I love you but I'm not in love with you

Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.
I love you but I'm not in love with you

Translation:

I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people
by Tuscanini August 16, 2006
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“And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO” is a phrase commonly used by Lord Nuxanor after making a serious statement with the words “The World” in the statement as apposed to the usual use of the world which is correctly pronounced as ZAWARUDO while flexing epically on all the normies because you gotta stay cool fam.
“We must end poverty across The World, And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO”
by CoochieFister666 December 2, 2019
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