Woodward

1. (noun) person/place/object that is out of the way and that no one knows about, comes from "out of the woodwork"
2. (adj) random, irrelevant

Person 1: Hey man, let's go camping for the weekend!
Person 2: NO WAY DUDE I'M NOT TRYING TO GO TO THE WOODWARD

by newgirlfan August 18, 2015

Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.

He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.

by Qc1 September 7, 2013

Woodward

A dude that is known for staring at girls + boys, and is also a lil shit that screams at you if you don’t have you’re work done he needs to retire (:

Student: hey mr. Woodward I left my hw at home can I bring it tomorrow? Woody: no boy you are too late you need to do you’re work earlier = whole lecture infront of class🤦 ♀️

by Brubrubru333 August 22, 2018

Woodward Special

Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute

Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special

by anony89mous September 1, 2020

Woodward Park

The worst school on the planet filled with drug dealers and school shooters

that is such a woodward park school

by @seen_lol December 4, 2020

Woodward

Another term for “woodwork” in the tv show New Girl.

Nick: I make a little bit of money and you come slipping out of the "woodward"!

Winston: You mean "woodwork"? What’s “woodward”?!
Nick: Wood! Ward! Wood! Ward! That's where people like you come crawling out of when people like me have money!

by Ry-Guy January 26, 2021

Woodward Middle School

A school were kids turn into god awful teens and lives are ruined. They act like dumb ass furrys, wanna be red necks, rich kids even though they live near the skating rink in the ghetto. They all either fucked, smoked, touched or said something inappropriate.

Definition. Woodward Middle School- Hell and a menace of society.

Ex: "Did you here about the search dogs in the hall, they said two people got caught vaping, good thing i dont do that ;D."

by CrackHe$d November 24, 2021