a small creature that lives in scotland that lives on a hill that has one long leg and arm and one small leg and arm. it can only run around the hill in the same line otherwise it will fall over
by martin p August 14, 2006
Get the throat wobbling mango mug.the process which involves on slepping/passed out guy, and several dudes. u cover the passed out guy in sticky shit and cover him in pubic hair, making him look like a womble. the unsuspecting victim wakes to find himself covered in pubes and smelling of groin while the pictures cover the internet.
bloke: haha we wombled you so bad last nite owned!!!
Mr. womble: i no i still smell like balls!
bloke: total wombling!!
Mr. womble: i no i still smell like balls!
bloke: total wombling!!
by pigeoninja July 14, 2006
Get the wombling mug.When you are surrounded by wombles who are ruining enjoyable or constructive conversations by wombling about nothing the only way to retain your sanity is to play womblingo. Each time the same (or agreed) idiotic or irrelevant story or phase is repeated you scream "womblingo", slap the offending wombler across the face and walk casually from the meeting or water cooler conversation (alternative: "womblingo", slap, stare them dead in the eye and slowly sit down again)
WombleA "......and thats how I completed my full set of Smurf miniatures", PersonB "Womblingo!!!!" SLAP, causal exit saunter
WombleA "........ and then I lost 10k on the slots machine", PersonB "Womblingo!!!" SLAP, steely stare, slowly take their seat again.
WombleA "........ and then I lost 10k on the slots machine", PersonB "Womblingo!!!" SLAP, steely stare, slowly take their seat again.
by Student72 July 10, 2019
Get the Womblingo mug.
Get the wombing mug.by TreeMeLee March 4, 2016
Get the Wobbling mug.The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.
hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?
sure but i dont have cab fare
that's ok it's wobbling distance
sure but i dont have cab fare
that's ok it's wobbling distance
by ptbopete December 1, 2010
Get the wobbling distance mug.The act of being extremely high and thinking that your jogging but in reality your only walking slowly
by Houston baker January 10, 2014
Get the Woggleing mug.