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Van Wilder Syndrome

The overwhelming and depressing realization that university/college was an amazing time and would rather be pretending to go to class than sitting at home for the summer.
Man, im going through some serious Van Wilder Syndrome this summer
by Cheesussss May 18, 2011
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Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.
by Spade of the Nation May 11, 2006
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Wilderbeast

Someone who looks like they got stuck in the forest for a century and look nasty, stanky and grimey as hell.
That dude look so nasty like a damn wilderbeast.
by Esbeezo January 13, 2009
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Van Wilder plan

Academic plan where one takes more than five years to complete a college degree.
"Yeah, so I'm on my 7th year here at State. I'm on the Van Wilder plan, like that guy from the National Lampoon movie."
by Greybush January 23, 2008
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wilderdonkey

Unlike the Desert Yeti and barwhore, the Wilderdonkey may look like your girl next door and seem to be as sweet as apple pie. But when give the chance, the wilderdonkey goes completely dickcrazy and will stop at nothing till she has had her fill.
You may at times see a ring on her finger but that is only when the wilderdonkeys longterm mate is around.

!!Beware!!
He is probably a marine stationed in 29 Palms and after being in this enviroment for any amount of time they tend to act like wild animals!

The wilderdonkey doesn't need any mind altering substances to go on the hunt. It is programmed in her mind to climb on the first hard stick she comes across.
You can normally find groups of wilderdonkeys standing around the Break N Run, The Stumps, and the Yucca Valley Wal-Mart.
"Man I see that chick with a different marine all the time"
"Dude! That's no chick, that's a wilderdonkey!"
by n2deepamy July 13, 2009
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baylee wilder

a sweet, beautiful, kinda dorky(in the best way) and lovable lady that enjoys poking and biting people but has the best hugs and sweetest kisses
man im so lucky my girl is baylee wilder
by thegeek August 30, 2012
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Pulling an Adrian Wilder

The act of creating a false name for yourself and having everyone call you by it, even family members, without legally changing it in the federal database.
fakegaydisrespectfulliarfalseidentity theftPulling an Adrian Wilder
by frankthetank91 November 1, 2010
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