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Whom

1. An antiquated relic of the complex grammar of the English language which is quickly fading from usage due to the ever ongoing simplification of language in actual use. In older usage, the object form of the pronoun "who".

2. A symbol of pomp, used as a feeble attempt to show superior intellect and social status.
A: "You'll never guess who I'm taking to prom!"

B: "Don't you mean 'whom' you're taking to prom?"

A: "This is why you still don't have a date."
by GiantManBat May 7, 2022
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Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023
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WHO'S walking WHOM???

What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.
I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
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