eating while shitting

The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.

Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!

Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.

by brobbinso January 25, 2016

whitesmith

A guy who can do everything better than a blacksmith. But whose penis is the same size.

Dude, that whitesmith was hella skilled.

by Whitesmither February 22, 2010

whiteshirt

It mean Big Dick

i like seeing whiteshirts

by mr.mose February 3, 2020

whitehitch

White people deeply in love

They are so whitehitch

by Mickyboii May 21, 2018

whitespitter

a person who literally goons or masturbates to literally anything

"My friend is such a whitespitter, he always jerks off to anything he sees!"

by goober guy lol November 16, 2025

stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter

to put your dick in a woman's pussy, while another man is fucking her in the ass

Man she looks good, Ie you hit her in the shitter"ll stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter!

by lick it 69 February 21, 2019

shitting while everyone watching you

its explin its own

me: poo pa pe and shitting while everyone watching you
everyone: omfg

omfg= oh my fucking god

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021