waft war

When two people fart and they waft their farts at each other as if it's a war.

Haha we both farted, oh it's time for a waft war!

by Cobra014 December 14, 2014

Wifther

Wifther: Who gave birth to her son and her own grandchild with her own son.

Strange: I'm a Wifther

by Sakurakage March 30, 2021

Waftap

Someone who is an annoying little shitter

Come here you little waftap

by Kool_Kid69 July 16, 2021

waftery

Upset and uncomfortable

"Sorry, I'm really waftery today."

by Rxsee<3 December 2, 2021

Faithy waithy winy winy

Faithy waithy winy winy was an amazing friend she was always there for me even though she was basically just some water and color. She had the sweetest eyes the smoothest hair but some mean lady Scientist named Amy or whatever poured her down the sink we only knew each other for a few mins maybe even 45 and shes gone. If you ever find a friend like this make sure u never lose her cherish her forever it might even be a human.

Person 1: Have you ever met Faithy waithy winy winy
Person 2: Yeah, she was nice
Person 1: She's dead now she was my best friend

by Faithy waithy winy winy bff May 8, 2023

Poor-Old Warthog

Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)

Tom: Watch what happens when i set all the granades under the Jeep.
<BOOM>
Me: Poor Old Warthog.

by Brendan Gallagher November 16, 2004

Cunny wafting

Aka 'Wafting the cunny'...A simple yet potent manoeuvre whereby the individual (usually female) cups a hand between the legs and with a steady dragging motion wafts the natural odour of her vagina (aka 'cunny') towards an unsuspecting victim/grateful recipient.

My eyes are still burning from all that cunny wafting at breakfast.

I've never known anyone to be so good at cunny wafting...even from a distance it was like eating a fillet-o-fish.

by Smelly Flaps January 19, 2009