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teabagging

An act, usually performed by a male, characterized by the placement of one's scrotum into the mouth of another. Originally coined by angry American colonists who, in response to the unforgiving Tea Act of 1773, retaliated by boarding British ships in the Boston Harbor dressed as Native Americans (see Indians) and proceeded to dip their scrotums into the mouths of British seamen. Because this embarrassing act resembled the brewing of tea and was coupled with the British fondness for fine tea, colonists began to name this act "teabagging."

By the late nineteenth century, hostilities with Great Britain had diminished in America. Since the founding of America, teabagging has remained a strong humiliation and has only grown more popular. At the Geneva Convention of 1949, British diplomats appealed to change the name of this event from "The Boston Teabag Party" to "The Boston Tea Party," removing all negative associations to the now pariah act of teabagging.
Navajo Chief: We accept your peace offering, Washington. In return, the spirits will grant you a swift victory over the British. We will now demonstrate the ancient technique of teabagging.
George Washington: Astounding teabagging, gentlemen. The Redcoats will surely repeal these taxes on our tea!
by James Declanio March 20, 2010
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Teabagging a Teacup

An act in which the male places his testicles within the female's vagina.
Me: Yo, Tony. You put your dirty teabag in my wife's teacup?
Tony: Yeaah, she was fiiiiine. I was in heaven teabagging a teacup all night!
Me: I aughta graze my teabag across your chin for sayin' somethin' like that.
Tony: I'm up for new things!
by ballsack69niggnogg February 23, 2011
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teabagging

The act of a male placing his scrotum on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. Typically occurs after a black guy whupps a white guys ass in a street fight.
Jarvis is teabagging Zach after he whupped is ass in a street fight. Zach is now Jarvis's property.
by The Holy Diving Troll January 5, 2014
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Teabagging

The act of dipping a nutsack or two into another person's mouth in a repeated motion as if "milking" a teabag up and down into a cup of hot or warm water.

Refer to youtube video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfu9CeUbVqw
Man watching Joanna Krupa on TV: I would soooo like to be teabagging her right now...

Wife of Man watching Joanna Krupa on TV: say that out loud again and I'll teabag your nutsack in boiling water, bitch!
by yuthanasia November 11, 2009
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discover teabagging

Discovering (to your embarrassment) that a term thought to have a political meaning also has a sexual one. When this occurs in casual conversation the situation is referred to commonly in other awkward conversations.
person1: Have you heard about the teabagging party put on by the teabag association to protest the administration's value added tax.
person2: Dude, that's kind of a lude sexual act, you may not want to advertise it as a teabagging party - check out UD dot com next time before you print posters for the office.

Doug has gotten in the habit of doing a "discover teabagging" on UD before discussing weird political events, since Mary slapped him last month.
by bourbon west April 29, 2010
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Teabagging

To crouch up and down multiple times after killing someone in halo
this dude is teabagging me!
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Yorkshire teabagging

Guy sits on chicks face straddling her head knees bent facing away from her body. Allows oral access to dudes teabag, taint, and booty, that's the Yorkshire part lol. Requires shower fresh conditions and true love to be successful. Not recommended for really heavy dudes.
Yeah Lisa is so into me I watched tv for an hour while Yorkshire Teabagging her. Friend: Lucky ...
by Wedjamin March 10, 2018
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