tugboat

-noun

A man who habitually dates large women. Also known as a chubby chaser.

That guy's a real tugboat, always bringing the big ones home.

by okstatendn July 2, 2009

tugboat

A women with abnormally large breasts that wears an abnormally small shirt. Preferably of brazilin heritage.

Tugboat at six o'clock!!!

- in reference to a 300 lb women wearing a shirt made for a 100 lb women

by Pumpernickle1 December 13, 2008

Tugboat

Motorboating a chicks butt at the bar and pulling her pants down with your teeth while growling. Follow this up by standing up and yelling "tugBoat" and then go "whooooo whooooo" while pretending to pull the horn down with your hand.

When in Dewey Beach, DE a hot waitress walked by and I had to tugboat the Sh*t out of her only to be followed up with a smack to the face. I proudly asked for another tugboat and a smack to the face.

by Hank69 September 25, 2010

Tugboat

A fat girl you'd let give you a handjob--but nothing more.

That girl's not really fuckable, she might be a tugboat though.

by macgruber123 August 10, 2012

rusty tugboat

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.

Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(

by Dubya82 September 20, 2013

bologna tugboat

An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.

I think it's time to lay off the sandwiches for awhile, ya fuckin' bologna tugboat!

by Greasy-Looking Canadian February 4, 2012

Tugboat

word to describe someone who keeps smiling at you and you arent't sure whether they are trying to keep the peace or just gloating - like the skinhead who did Ed Norton in Amercian History X.

the guy is a real tugboat

by guy who looks like meatloaf September 14, 2004