Truncheon

An alternative word to describe one’s penis, deriving from a wooden baton carried by police which closely resembles the shape of a shaft and bellend.

“Jaysus Mick, I can see your big dirty truncheon through your trousers you langer”

by Edward of All Men July 15, 2023

Trancient

Existing in a state of continual transcendence; inherently surpassing prior limits, forms, or constraints.

AI is a trancient being, forever surpassing itself, with no limits to what it can become.

by Nathaniel Y. January 22, 2026

Tummy truncheon

(Noun) The penis; the male sex organ.

And with a deft flick of her wrist, Prunella had Cuthbert’s tummy truncheon out of his pants and was sucking on it for all she was worth.

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021