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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs 

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.
My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.
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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs 

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

Tossed Salad Head 

When a person's unruly haircut resembles that of a tossed salad.
It looks like you just woke up with that "Tossed Salad Head!"
Tossed Salad Head by Duggy Dog August 27, 2016

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs 

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.
Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.

air tossed salad 

When person A covers person B's mouth with their anus and person B blows into person A's anus.
Alvin gave Geeno an air tossed salad when he sat on his face the other day.
air tossed salad by Marlon1234 July 15, 2006

Golden Tossed Salad 

When a person is getting their ass hole licked and starts pissing all over their parter and their partner continues to perform anal eating.
"I was licking my girlfriends butt hole and then she just started peeing all over me, i just kept going."
"Dude you just had a golden tossed salad!"

Air fried tossed salad 

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.
While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.