Tondo

A Filipino slang referring to the district of Tondo, Manila where locals frequently get stabbed.

Isang Grade 7 na istudyante ay nasawi, matapos tondohin ang kanyang kaklase sa Brgy. Culiat sa Lungsod ng Quezon. Sa ulat ng Quezon City Police District Station 14, nangyari ang insidente sa Culiat High School kaninang bago mag-6:00AM. May pinagselosan umano ang 15-años na suspek, at bigla lamang itong itinondo ang 13-años na kaklase. Agad namang tumakas ang suspek matapos ang pagtotondo. Nilalapasan ang New Era General Hospital ang biktima, pero pasado 6:00 ng umaga, ng bawian ito ng buhay. Makalipas man ang ilang oras, na-arresto rin ang suspek.

by Shigeboshi March 5, 2023

tendo

Short for "nintendo" commonly used by gamers and lamers like me.
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omfg dude I was playing my tendo and i got so pissed off i fucking threw it out of my window rotflmfaolololfosdlaololo fag

by Teh Dave July 13, 2003

trendon

Of aesthetic or cultural acclaim, a way to complement someone on their style.

A update to the word "trendy" so you don't have to sound like your dad.

A modification of the phrase "On Trend" so people won't know how much Grazia you read..

Your shoes are fabulous, they're SO trendon.

I really like your haircut, its really trendon

by Trendonista June 11, 2011

tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008

toedo

prosthetic device, resembles real toe nails in shape and texture, utilized for toe shanking. available in the pacific northwest and most of europe. not an accepted substitute for true followers of the fetish.

Tired of his short brittle nails breaking off inside and leaving her with a blu bunny; Tracy suggested the purchase of a toedo to Bob.

by freewilly23 January 18, 2009

Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014

Tendon

(Noun)strands of tissue that connect the skeletal muscles to bones

Ex. "Make sure to cook the tendon in the chicken well," said the chef.

by Bizzy Artist March 19, 2019