welder's dozen

Eleven. Sometimes welders accidentally burn a finger off leaving them with only 11.

I bought a dozen doughnuts for my coworkers on my birthday, but I ate one in the car, leaving me with a welder's dozen.

by steve even October 22, 2013

Welder

Slang for a Juul, a Juul Pod is called an electrode. It is commonly used by high schoolers in the school bathrooms

Sophomore 1: Yo did you bring your welder today

Sophomore 2: Yeah but I need a new electrode
Sophomore 1: I got you bro, meet me in the bathroom at lunch

by Im leany May 14, 2019

face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

by ontour May 25, 2012

Face like a welder's workbench

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder

Jon D is a dog shit welder

by Jdwelder May 11, 2021

Tigger welder

A black TIG welder

Get that stupid Tigger welder outa my booth!

by HiggerNater19 January 29, 2024

Missouri Welder

The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.

Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!

Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?

Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?

Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!

by That1Lineman March 8, 2024