welder's dozen

Eleven. Sometimes welders accidentally burn a finger off leaving them with only 11.

I bought a dozen doughnuts for my coworkers on my birthday, but I ate one in the car, leaving me with a welder's dozen.

by steve even October 22, 2013

Welder

Slang for a Juul, a Juul Pod is called an electrode. It is commonly used by high schoolers in the school bathrooms

Sophomore 1: Yo did you bring your welder today

Sophomore 2: Yeah but I need a new electrode
Sophomore 1: I got you bro, meet me in the bathroom at lunch

by Im leany May 14, 2019

face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

by ontour May 25, 2012

Face like a welder's workbench

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Welder Dick

Dick that is attached to a man who has mastered metal fabrication and welding. This man will only last about 10 minutes before running out of breath but will deliver the most outstanding performance of his life, leaving you speechless, sore, and satisfied.

Joe: Why is your phone going off all day today?
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then

by weldingstan August 8, 2022

Welder

A person who exhibits the same traits as clinger, but worse. Instead of clinging on to you, they full-on weld themselves on to you.

Lauren, this new girl is such a welder. She asked, “So who is this Lauren you’re texting?” I said, “It’s my cousin! Chill out.”

Such a welder.

by CaptainVegasKirk October 9, 2022

Welder

A person who makes precision gestamets based on unreliable data given by people of questionable knowledge.

The welder said who the fuck drew these.

by I have stuff September 10, 2023