Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.

"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*

by [e-mail] February 10, 2020

Rim of the World High School

A trashy redneck mountain school. You could literally stab somebody, and the staff couldn’t give enough of a shit to do anything.

Rim of the World High School is such a piece of garbage dump.

by Laquisha W July 14, 2022

The Dalles Wahtonka High School

A medium sized public school located in the small northern Oregon town of The Dalles (presumably the same 'Dalles' as found in the title of the school itself). Since 2010, it has adopted the 'credit by proficiency' grading system because it's students are too retarded for traditional grading systems. Amazingly, despite the dumbed down grading, only 60% of students receive their diplomas on time. Jocks are generally looked down upon, popularity instead being bestowed upon the stoners/hipsters who rather than doing anything with their lives will most likely spend the rest of their days thinking they are better than everyone else for some reason they can't ever explain. Solipsism runs deep in the hallowed halls of TDWHS. The teachers of TDWHS were once great, but have since been given up on the depressing stoner/hipster crowd they have been given the herculean task of teaching. Many spend their days eyes glazed over as some up-and-coming (read: shit terrible) music reverberates through the rotting interior of the forsaken school. Others have ironically conformed to the hipsters. The students of TDWHS are a prime example of anti-intellectualism, devolution, political ignorance, and basically everything that is wrong with human beings.

Haha I'm actually happy to be a graduate of The Dalles Wahtonka High School. I just like making fun of all the people from my school, because most of them genuinely aren't cool.

by VladimirTheHammer December 2, 2013

Patterson Mill High School (The Mill)

Known as "PMill" or "The Mill" Patterson Mill Middle/High School is filled with many.. eclectic people. Okay, to sum things up: Patterson Mill is 90% preps who take nudes for fun and often say "that's what she said" for no hell of a reason. Kids there often make fun of italians and jews. Half of the school is delinquents transferred from crappier parts of crappy Harford County because HC feels it will better them. Well have you seen the turn out? The Preps all come from nice neighborhoods because A. They didn't get accepted into private schools or B. It makes them feel bad ass to go to public school. They often do ecstasy cause it gives them a "fun feeling" and most of the preps play lacrosse. PMill is a sibling school to Bel Air, much seen as the younger sister. At first, when the school was built in 07 it was seen as a golden school, only because it was new and shiny. Although a large percent of our school will go to good colleges, it's only because their parents bought their education for them. It's like John Carroll, only public. Kids who go there often say they wanna go to John Carroll, reality... it's just the same. PMill Preps just drink all the time and are like mini frat kids. nuff said.

"PMILL FOREVER MAN! Aww dude where did my keg go?" kid too wasted to care at a Patterson Mill High School (The Mill) football game

by deudpieool December 22, 2009

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School

A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed.

Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp

Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me.
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.

Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!

by ohheyihateyou July 30, 2009

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School

1- Concentration camp
2- Home to LARO
3- Where fake people run the school and real people are as rare as finding a unicorn
4- Not following one simple rule will get you a detention

5- Annoying reminders of the rules every single morning
6- Principals with terrible sense of humor
7- Conceited kids with too much money and who's job is to start as much drama as possible
8- Kids hate each other, teachers hate kids, lose- lose situation
9- Fundraisers and sports= extra thousands of dollars
10- Good education, good sports, bad math department, bad decision

1- Hitler once ran St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
2- Underpaid LARO employees are tortured by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
3- Good luck making true friends with all the fake people here at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
4- I got detention for my freakin socks. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
5- Ms. Walsh yes we know we're St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students 24/7
6- Mr Laces' jokes= smh everytime

7- Facebook and Tumblr get assaulted by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students and their verbal warfare
8- I sit next to my worst enemy and the teacher is insulting me for asking a question. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
9- The candy drive, big box raffle and all sports will cost you around $2000 more dollars. Surprised? Well then you obviously don't go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
10- I'm glad i went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School even if I never learned anything in math

by cougars10 October 7, 2011

Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts

A hellhole highschool that prides itself on being "the top performing arts high school" in the Illawarra, but is a communal area for fuckboys and cunts to hangout and smoke weed.

The school's principal is a person that most people in the school think is a homosexual, who enforces the school uniform rule way too harshly, and will literally yell at you if your socks are slightly discoloured.
Full of suicidal teenagers who think they're the shit because they do drugs and get smashed, and have sex.
The ever so famous boys bathrooms constantly smell like piss, with urine constantly on the toilet seats, and toilet paper all over the floor. Also, there is targets in the urinal for you to aim your pee onto!
And in the girls bathroom, you can find period blood and tampons all over the floor and toilet seats! Yay! Love the feminist and free the nipple graffiti all over the stalls!
Also, this school spends more money on its yearly productions than it does on education.

Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts makes me want to neck myself!

by theedgiestlord October 30, 2018