Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

gun slinging mud flinger

An unimaginably agressive vehicle (generally a large pick up truck), created by the hand of God specifically to tear up any sort of dirty mud hole it can seek out across the United States (Farm fields, dusty dirt roads, muddy pipelines, etc.)

Nice truck Ryan, looks like a real gun slinging mud flinger. Let's take this bitch through the neighbors cornfield, I bet those swampers can handle it.

by BigDaddy_31 May 24, 2017

The one eyed yogurt flinger.

The erect male sex organ.

She waited in great anticipation for the eruption of the one eyed yogurt flinger.

by Cevin December 10, 2007

purple veined custard flinger

male genitals

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.

by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

frozen flinger

made at home frozen foods that you would like to fling such as:

pizza's, waffles, or anything disc shaped that you can throw

can you throw me that frozen flinger

by ninemegs November 17, 2011

Chicken Flinger

Is a relationship in which two people meet in a foreign country and fireworks ignite.

Brad: What would you like to drink?

Jackie: Liquor.

Brad: Liquor, I just met her...

Jackie: tequila

Brad: Get over here chicken flinger

by Bruce Flingstein May 16, 2011

baby flinger

Noun. Person usually a drunken ass hole who acts bad but sucks penis behind closed doors. Tends to throw infants and baby's when their beer or other beverage is spilled.

That fucking baby flinger just threw my son!
That damn baby flinger reminds me of a drunken ass hole that threw a two year old.

by slyhonkeymuthafucka August 21, 2016