blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.

What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

by Beet Meet November 27, 2019

one with the dirt

Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.

Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-

by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021

tongue punching the dirt star

pretty much what it sounds like

sticking your tongue deep into someones asshole (dirt star)

man, john sure tongue punched sally's dirt star last night, she was alking funny this morning

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

drop your bucket in the dirt

Another definition for anal sex

Pat really likes when you drop your bucket in the dirt.

by gregda June 20, 2007

tuna of the dirt

chicken.. the opposite of chicken of the sea..

jim-bob:can i get some tuna of the dirt?
waiter: weell if you mean that month old tuna we got buried in the back, its kinda stale.. other wise we just got chicken..

by tolkein June 26, 2006

beat the dirt off someone

To beat the dirt off someone is basically to beat someone up who has poor hygienic habits.

I'm going to beat the dirt off someone if I find out who stole my burger.

by [e-mail] January 16, 2017