Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough 

An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.

A cornerback in football who is at an elite level

"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete

Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough by I need something to do October 19, 2018

the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

When someone is giving you head, and just before ejaculating you push it all the way down their throat causing a cough at the moment of ejaculation that makes the semen fly from their mouth to their chin like the beard of an ancient Chinese sage.

The other day I ejaculated down my girlfriend's throat and the result was that she looked like she had the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.

the beard of the ancient Chinese sage by Cambumbo March 24, 2026

Angie the Lawnmower 

Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)

“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”

Angie the Lawnmower by Angie did it December 11, 2018

The Great Ancient War 

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.

Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*

The Great Ancient War by truthdefintion April 30, 2019

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Angie the Seagull 

An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.

“Whoa dude did you just see that Seagull over there?”

“Yeah man, that’s Angie the Seagull”

Angie the Seagull by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 

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Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025